Here lies customer service Tombsone engraved, "Not to Serve Us" What is this charge on my bill, I say? Death to overcharges day by day Ghosts riddled with surplus Now I find a way to clear my throat and cuss As she sits dead on the other line Popping gum to waste her time Oh, AT&T-buried in wireless Now my bill is a simple mess. -b.r.rivera

WTF? (The normal rantings of a person whom is sick and tired of being sick and tired.) WTF is up with.... Annoying neighbors that constantly blast their music til 5 a.m.? Little children playing outside until 9:00 p.m. (I mean, little kids. Where the hell is your Mom and Dad at anyways?) People that want to lean on your car? People that speed ahead of you while you drive-only to tap brakes while in front of you? People that are constantly connected on their cell phone like they can't make a move without any social interaction in their life for even five seconds? And speaking of cell phones: WTF is up with men constantly checking them? Gotta hot date? Checking your stocks? Need to know the time? How about your wear a watch then? Stop checking your damn cell phone. That's right. Nobody is calling you. You aren't that important. People saying "hold on" while on the phone but don't click back? Or even better...talking to EVERYONE ELSE but you while you are on the ...