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#Inktober Day 20: Deep

Today I went into the realm of #FanArtFriday with a quick sketch of Drago from Animal Crossing. Quick background story: I love New Leaf! I watch a lot of Sugar's Twitch streams and she was looking for her lost amiibo card. I joked that he ran away. I like to think that these villagers aren't so cute and cuddly and secretly want to abandon their mayor's towns and lead a thug life. Anyway, fan art consumed me. I think Drago went on a crime spree. Oh my. I used a Graphgear 500 0.9mm drafting pencil to begin, followed by a Skillcraft Vista Gel Ink. Craz color pencils. Enjoy. Like my art and want to support? Click here . -brr

Come Along, Red Balloon Sipping Tea

I go where my muse takes me. Come along, Pond! Says my Doctor Who like muse Riddled in red fez and swirling with a tangled mop about his head He wants me to fly in the blue police box filled with infinite wonder Sky high to literary heights and pull the lever at the sound of thunder Ripple in time and be the wastebaskets friend filled with wibbly wobbly stuff and stanzas to no end. I go where my muse takes me. Pop the red balloon! Whispers the old lady rocking hush Crocheting with my special hooks designed as pens next to the bowl full of mush. Hear little mice carry on about proper grammar next to the fire Sprinkle a line here and there bunnies playing near the sock as I retire Softly I go into oblivion, resting by the Sandman's ease Goodnight moon, as I write calligraphy in my dreams. I go where my muse takes me. Sip the Earl Grey! Frantically screams the Hatter like idea Tipping to and fro in my Underland ideas Brainstorm to a talking cat, invisible to the ...

"As Seen on TV"

No, I do not want your Snuggie. Or perhaps I do. Either way, I prefer if you just leave the screen as its the morning, around 2. Nor do I want your ass-spray, your tiddy on, the little bear that sits by your breasts to release the stress when you have your seatbelt on. Nor do I desire the Shamwow soaking up a natural mess or the Burger Slider radiating temperatures as my next food quest. I don't want no nasty ass shavings of the PedEgg near or around my human being And I don't appreciate seeing advertisements of ashiness Clear across my screen. And eff you, Bendaroos What kind of material are you made of anyway? Suppose I get a BumpIt from my hair that even Snookie from Jersey Shore will adore for a windy bad hair day. And what the deuce is a Yoshiblade, and why would I need that anyway? Suppose my beach body will be sweeter-as it is my dream to marry my Mr.Jeter- but is it so necessary to have a slider, glider, rocket and glider for abs that won't shri...

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